Fun+&+Games

** FUN & GAMES http://www.buildyourwildself.com/ ** **    [|Kids Games] [|Kaboose] [|Yahoo Kids]  Jokes to make you laugh! ** > //Close the door, I'm dressing!// > //It couldn't ketch-up!// > //Because it was a-head!// > //DINNER dinner DINNER dinner, DINNER dinner DINNER dinner BATMAN!// > //Little Green Riding Hood// > //Little Red Robin Hood// > //Who greased the vine!// > //They make faces all day// > //He kept falling in the sink// > //He couldn't find his braces// > //With his cell phone!// > //You can't tuna fish// > //A piano up a tree// > //A pink car-nation!//  > //A re-in-car-nation!// > //Because he was always pinching things// 
 *  What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
 *  Why was the ketchup last in the race?
 * <span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> Why did the cabbage win the race?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> What does Batman's mom call when she wants him to come in for dinner?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> What's the name of the little girl who went out saving wolves?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> Who carries a basket, visits Grandma and steals her jeweler?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> What were Tarzan's last words?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> What do people do in clock factories?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> Why did the tap dancer retire?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> Why did the boy wear a belt on his teeth?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> How does the biologist like to communicate?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);">  What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> What's got a trunk, lots of keys and four legs?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it drove pink cars?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
 * <span style="font-size: 80%; color: rgb(236, 34, 34);"><span style="color: rgb(16, 66, 203);"><span style="color: rgb(250, 119, 5);"> Why did the crab get arrested?